The Space Needle is My Neighbor

EIGHT YEARS AND COUNTING What Have We Learned So Far?
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

I Almost Forgot - Have A Happy Memorial Day!

As of this weekend, once again it'll be appropriate not only to wear white, but also to move your relationship outdoors for a breath of fresh air and a change of venue. ***Friendly Reminder***
Be considerate of those around you. With all of the ambient noise, it sometimes becomes difficult for us to understand exactly what it was that your partner did to piss off your mother this time, so always speak loudly and distinctly. Feel free to repeat salient points as many times as you feel necessary to make your case. Thanks and have fun!

2 Comments:

Blogger Peri said...

No. Spray mace. No neighbors, no barbeques - create a poisonous cloud around your space and renew it hourly.
It's the only way.

11:08 PM  
Blogger FancyPants said...

C'mon Hon, have a brewski and a ciggy. It's still all good.

11:50 PM  

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