The Story Of St. Patrick - According To Me

St Patrick's Day is a day that a lot of people devote to drinking. If you drink too much, like really in excess, you might get the D.T.s and you might even hallucinate things like snakes comin' at ya. One day, everybody in Ireland went on a huge bender and the snakes were flying fast and thick. Patrick was the only person who was sober enough to wield a big stick and chase all of the snakes (real or imagined) away. He drove them right into the water. That night everybody slept it off and tomorrow was a brighter day for all. Later the Pope, no stranger to enjoying a bit of the spirits himself, made Patrick a saint because he appreciated what a valuable skill Patrick possessed. The End.