Report: Kim Jong Il Takes New Wife

Widowed N. Korean Leader Marries His Former Secretary
- Sources Describe Kim Ok As "Cute"



SEOUL, South Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has taken his former secretary as his new wife, South Korea’s Yonhap news agency reported on Sunday, citing sources familiar with the country.
“I heard Kim has been living together with a woman named Kim Ok, who was his secretary, since Ko Yong-hi (Kim's wife) died two years ago,” Yonhap quoted a South Korean government source as saying.
She studied piano at the North’s elite Pyongyang University of Music and Dance and worked as the leader’s secretary from the early 1980s. Kim Ok also travelled with him when he made a secret visit to China in January and met Chinese leader Hu Jintao, the news agency said.
“She is a cute woman rather than a beauty like the leader’s previous wives or live-in women,” another South Korean government source said.

So I did a Google image search to see what she might look like and put together a collage of some of the results for 'Kim Ok'. One of these lucky ladies, or this set of triplets, or perhaps this tray of sushi, is the new first lady of North Korea. Congrats, you newlyweds! My personal pick is the teenage slacker-girl, because Kim deserves to feel some of the hell he's put us through with that missle testing. Even better if she's the one with "Jesus in her toast" on MySpace.